Hetalia Fanfic?
Gakuen Hetalia
One day, like any other day, England was scolding America for stuffing his face with hamburgers and insisted that his cooking was much better than that pile of gooey meat. But since nobody agreed with him, he took out his wand and was about to cast a spell. Suddenly, Russia came behind him to ask what the matter was. In shock, he dropped his wand and America picked it up! Magical essence started emanating from the wand, and America wished so hard and long for this one huge thousand pound hamburger but instead England’s wand and powers vanished.
“Aww man, I really wanted that burger…” America whined.
“You bloody git! My wand can’t work to your idiotic whims!!” England exclaimed.
While they argued once again, Canada silently observed while trying to work up the nerve to state to Russia that he was not a chair.
Meanwhile, Prussia and Austria were fighting over who got to date Hungary, and Austria was so close to winning! But he lost, and Hungary was worried about going out with Prussia. He (somewhat) reassuringly said “ Don’t worry, my pure awesomeness helped me, the awesome Prussia, win your heart and I shall not fail you!”. Hungary responded to this with a frying pan ending up in his face, her way of agreement, and a lecture was given by Germany on how he would not even consider the fact of screwing up this relationship ( which was highly unlikely) or else he would be made sure he was never a country to begin with.
“ Geez, “ Prussia stated,” that’s a lot to drop on the awesome me’s shoulders! I don’t know if I can do all that…”. Yet a persuading and intimidating glare was given by the German nation and the Prussian instantly agreed.
“…and if you ever think about touching my belongings again, I’ll be sure too make you wish you were still one of my colonies!” The Englishman exclaimed.
The American had honestly tried to apologize to this man, yet he ended up with a two-hour lecture about “respect for others’ property” and “ knowing just how prideful and dimwitted you can be”. And if that wasn’t bad enough, he had the rest of his classes with him. Now he had to actually try not to be to stupid around him so he wouldn’t become deaf by his screaming.
“ Okay! Okay! I’m sorry Iggy…” America said, his voice trailing off and pouting.
Personally, America had no more energy to listen to him anymore. He wanted peace, and lots of space.
Suddenly, a crimson color began to wash over England’s face. Why was America acting so cute all of a sudden?! He turned his back to him and only said “ Just don’t ever do it again. You know I’m touchy with my stuff.” rather harshly to the younger and naïve nation, and walked off.
America sighed with relief that he was gone, but confused with his expression and a little depressed England was so hard on him. He turned , saw the hall clock, and dashed for his locker. Free Period was almost over! He couldn’t be late to Math for the fourth time this week!
When he arrived at Math, he was stuck next to none other than England. He dropped his stuff by his desk in a sloppy pile and attempted to do the daily problem on the board.
England, who had finished his work long before the others, sighed and thought to himself Why is America being all cute now of all times? This is unfair, I haven’t gotten a chance to make my move yet…
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